JOKES

A father bought a new guitar to his son on his birthday. Then, next day:

Father: Where is the new guitar?  

Son: I threw it.

Father: But why?

Son: Because it had a hole in the middle.

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested.

Lady Teacher : Now tell me what tense is “I am Beautiful”?Student : “PAST”.

One day teacher asked Harry,

Teacher:Harry, say the three words that are mostly used by students.

Harry: I don’t know.

Teacher: Right.

Son: Father, why did you send me at school?

Father: To make you a doctor.Son: But the teacher always makes me a cock.

Master: I am not to keep you anymore. Servant: But sir, I have done nothing.Master: That is why I don’t need a servant who does nothing. Smith was drawing money from ATM. John, who was just behind him in his line said, “Ha! Ha! Haaa!!! I’ve your password, just asterisks (*****) Smith replied, “Ha! Ha! Haaa!!! You are wrong. It is 18364.”   Teacher: Can anyone from this class give me the example of “co-incident”?David: Sir, my mom and dad got married on the same day at same time.One day Michel visited a Chinese friend dying in hospital.

The Chinese friend said “CHIN YU YAN” and died. Michel went to China to find the meaning of the friend’s last words. A Chinese man told him that it means,  “You are standing on the oxygen tube!”                                                                                                             Ha Ha Ha Aa !!! Bean !!!